Category: Audio

Disguised as a human, a cyborg assassin known as a Rikishi (Genbu) travels from 2064 to 2024 to kill Asabariki. Sent to protect him is Tamanosato (sumo Mario), who divulges the coming of SimpleGyoji, an artificial intelligence system that will spark a Yokozuna holocaust. Asabariki is targeted because SimpleGyoji knows that his friends (Kaitetsu, Asanosato, […]

Genbu, a soldier of fortune, is hired by Road to Yokozuna to secretly rescue a group of rikishi trapped in torikumi hell. But when Genbu and his team, which includes title expert Tamanosato, banzuke specialist Asabariki, cat enthusiast Asanosato, tuba expert Chubamidori, and gyoji agent Kamahiko, land in the Dohyo Download, something is wrong. After […]

The vocal stylings of Genbu, Tamanosato, Kaitetsu, Kamahiko, Asabariki, Asanosato, and Enkaga pipe up for a wide variety of topics that cover way too much to list here, honestly. I mean, who even reads this description, right? Does anyone? If YOU do, you should tag Genbu in the RTY Discord with a “Bonzai!” and he’ll […]

Asanosato, Tamanosato, Kamahiko, Kaitetsu, Enkaga, Asabariki, Shitayama, and Genbu (the full crew) go hog wild talking about sumo! Yes, it’s a full hour of talking sumo with points about Makushita, the Ozekis, how long will we wait for a Yokozuna, when will the banzuke drop, how close the RTY basho is to dropping (minutes after […]

We started late due to a new kitten (you could have met Toast live on the podcast if you joined us) and we had a grand old time talking about stuff… what stuff, you ask? Well, first, it was a crew absent of Asabariki and Enkaga due to reasons… but Asanosato, Tamanosato, Kaitetsu, Kamahiko, and […]

Welcome back, strange believers! The Weird Age has returned! Cryptids, cultists, and a possible skin walker? The happenings around Dulce are strange indeed. Could the talk of aliens just be a distraction as the military base, or catacomb of tunnels, really be what is hiding underneath the mountains around this sleepy little town? Will our […]

This is draft day for the Champ/Chump series season 5 as Asabariki is the only one who didn’t show to make his picks! Genbu leads Kamahiko, Enkaga, Asanosato, Tamanosato, Kaitetsu, Shitayama, and Teruzake through the draft as we cover a weird array of topics in this one. Shodai being a Yokozuna? What about FC 24 […]

Back after a five week time off, it’s the gang all back for a week to sound off.Kaitetsu brings the hot takes to the roundtable, all the while Kamahiko keeps the conversation stable.We get the goods from Asanosato, we also get great title options from Tamanosato.French from Canada is our Asabariki, his takes on sumo […]

No Kamahiko, Kaitetsu, or Enkaga! However, Genbu is joined by Tamanosato, Asanosato, Kokuchozan (asato), and Chubamidori (asato) as we talk about some of our grievances with the IRL banzuke, have some live King of the Mountain bouts, make Asanosato choke, have a plethora of title options, discuss Enkaga’s epic losing streak, talk with Asabariki (asato) […]

Genbu, Tamanosato, Kaitetsu, Shitayama, Kumamidori, and listening in was Ika while we discussed the last block of our basho, we talked about the IRL sumo topics, we talked about the Champ/Chump standings (of which you can jump in), and we have a grand old time! You are missing out if you don’t join us! If […]

Genbu, Kamahiko, Tamanosato, Asanosato, Kazesosha, and Shitayama start off the show with some awkwardness and getting warmed up with topics all over the place. Enkaga comes in a little later when we discuss the Champ/Chump standings, collectible cards (sumo cards), how awful France is, how awful Kagayaki is (Genbu didn’t even bring it up!), and […]

Genbu, Asanosato, Tamanosato, and Enkaga begin the show alone as there is confusion and chaos trying to figure out the banzuke, who they can have live bouts against, what the IRL sumo world is doing, and whether or not the other regulars are still traveling. Kamahiko, Asabariki, Shitayama, and Daisashoryu drop by to join the […]